29 May 2004

"This is the largest automobile I could afford." -vtm



Clown car... yeah, what's your MPG!?!?!?

28 May 2004

hmm, Where's your clock?

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man.

"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded,"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

27 May 2004

...a thousand words.

23 May 2004

I am going to sing the d00m song now...




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19 May 2004

Bush is responsible for this bullshit...




COMMANDER IN CHIEF??? -- This is why a former AWOL/UA asshat should never be allowed to run the show!

meh, war for oil... @ $2.00 a gallon um, yeah...

17 May 2004

Yahoo message board quote of the day:

In response to this article

What the fuck were they RIGHT about?
by: zigzagg11 (52/M/Vashon Island, WA)

Can you name a single thing you have been right
about in Iraq? Was it the oil revenues that were to pay for the war? Was it being greated as liberators? Was it that peace was going to sweep the middle east as a result? Was it the weapons that were 45 minutes from possibly destroying the US? Was it the yellow cake claim? Was it the al Qaida links? Was it those trailers that Cheney still says were bio weapons labs (they were actually Paula Jones' vacation homes)? Was it the "mission accomplished display? Was it the claim we'd be down to less than 20,000 troops there by this time? Was it the "Coalition of
the Willing" that contained such heavyweights as Estonia and Honduras?

Can you name one fvcking thing? Oh, is it handing over "sovereignty" to Iraqis about 45 days from now except we don't know to whom or to what? We are handing "sovereignty" over to someone or something of a country of well over 25 million people except we don't know who that is? 45 days before we are going to do it?

ARE YOU PEOPLE DELUSIONAL?

14 May 2004

Target of Opportunity?!?!?

12 May 2004

Network molassis

Why must I endure the pain?!?!?!?

Jesus, a 80MBit pipe is worse than Fish's dialup... Kill me now!

06 May 2004

Smells like pork chop sandwiches...

You must save this to disk before you watch it...


God damn, these are funny.