31 July 2007

Damn, Nice Nike's

Thanks, Digg... You must look at them!

29 July 2007


So, I got this idea cheese grits. yeah, I know it's been made before... But I want to put my spin on it.

Asiago, aleppo, smoked NaCl grits. I'll let you know how it turns out, with recipe action!

/Nixtamalization is cool
//Changed to "NaCl", since you complained

27 July 2007

How ugly...

There's nothing else to say...

25 July 2007

Where Have All the Leaders Gone? by Lee Iacocca

Had Enough?
Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course."

Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America, not the damned Titanic. I'll give you a sound bite: Throw the bums out!

23 July 2007

Ha! Finally, some proof for my rants about diet soda.

Go get some more, ya fat fuckers!

Oh, before someone calls me on my former heavy habit for coke... That was the fat 200# wb.

This rant brought to you by the thinner wb.

22 July 2007

Sick of that damned credit card junk mail?

This is your way out!


21 July 2007

Scribe Fire plugin

This is a pretty damn cool tool. Now I really don't need to open my site in order to post more inane crap...

Try it!

20 July 2007

Thaaaa Simmmpsons!!

Make your own... Mmm-hai-hey!


17 July 2007

My fvcking shoes are squeaking!

Why does this happen? I need to get heels put on this pair, but how does a cobbler fix a squeak? I used a staple gun the first time, but I don't think that going to work again.

08 July 2007

I am just in a ranting mood


What the fvck is wrong with people? Do you really need flavor in your water? Worldwide, nearly 1.1 billion people (roughly 20% of the world̢۪s population) lack access to safe drinking water... We, Romans, need to add FLAVOR to the clean water we can/do/should drink!?!?!!?!

I wish for a pandemic that targets the dumb, obese, over breeding masses of the US. Leave the intelligent & responsible ones to keep the place running. Well, we may need a few dumb ones to pickup trash, clean the stadiums after events, etc. But I am sure we'll always have prisoners and the rich...

ooooo: Paris Hilton, trash collector (not driver since her license is suspended)

07 July 2007

um, yeah... New Dark Ages

Yeah can you hear the call in our rambling land susurrations,
That can expand beyond all hope of light and plunge us into unrelenting night

A pall on truth and reason,
It feels like hunting season
So avoid those lines of sight and we'll set this right

Welcome to the new dark ages
I hope you're living right
These are the new dark ages
And the world might end tonight

Now come ye children one and all - let's heed Ezekiel's call,
And bide until the word is good and ripe and get plucked clean out of sight

The world will be erased our kin will be
Immaculate ejaculate in space
Before the kind of king's love, he'll snatch us
From above, brothers help me sing it

Welcome to the new dark ages
I hope you're living right
These are the new dark ages
And the world might end tonight

So how do you sleep
There's nothing to keep
This is deep

Because we're animals - with golden rules
Who... who can't be moved by rational views

Welcome to the new dark ages
I hope you're living right
Welcome to the new dark ages
And the world might end tonight

03 July 2007

I knew there was a comic about Fish...

Sailor SteveSailor Fish

02 July 2007

Stupid comcast

I hope the new modem works... a month of painful access.

Now it's fast:

we'll see how long that lasts.