29 August 2007

This is proof that the Chinese are NUTS!

Permission? huh? wha...

You don't believe in religion, you're communists! But you want them to ask if it's ok?!?!?!?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!

27 August 2007

This piece of shit...

He should done it a long time ago!

26 August 2007

Crickets!!!!!

THEY MUST DIE!!!!!

I don't remember having this many crickets in Boulder. They are crazy loud here. Maybe if I drown them... Hmm

25 August 2007

"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”

LISTEN UP!

24 August 2007

Where's my quote script?

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-- Mahatma Gandhi

21 August 2007

Yes, I am an isolationist.

Stupid bastards

I think instead of bringing people into the country to do IT work, train people in our country first! Half of the people I work around I can barely understand, the accents are too damn thick! Funny that so many in India study Oracle/Informatics/DBA skills, hell most IT skills. We need to train our own people to do the same things. But we charge $30K for that training... Then need to up the H1-B count to compensate for the shortage!?!?!?!?! There are people out there that need jobs. I bet there are people who are smart enough to handle IT work, that never get a chance because of their skin color/social status/etc.

I shouldn't have to compete with these people... I do think the EEOC should have provisions that state the best local candidate gets preference. ugh.

19 August 2007

I think I am going to puke...

I never heard the story last year, but now that I have: I need to buy an assault weapon & ammo. To protect myself from the Govt.


Feds Train Clergy To "Quell Dissent" During Martial Law

Wow

Digg - Sturgis 2007: Deer jumps OVER biker

17 August 2007

Your rare chance for one of my recipes!

Like I said... I needed a little time work this one out. But here it is:

Asiago Grits

1 c. quick grits
3.5 c. water
2 lg eggs -- beaten + milk to make 1 c.
.5 stick unsalted butter
.25 tsp salt - for boiling
.25 tsp smoked salt
.5 tsp pepper
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp Aleppo
1 cloves garlic -- chopped
6 oz shredded mild cheese (colby, jack, etc)
8 oz grated aged Asiago cheese
pinch Smoked Spanish 'hot' paprika (optional)

Heat oven to 325 degrees. Grease a 2-quart casserole dish.

Place the milk, water, and salt into a large, heavy-bottomed pot over medium-high heat and bring to a boil. Once the milk mixture comes to a boil, gradually add the grits while continually whisking. Once all of the cornmeal has been incorporated, decrease the heat to low and cover. Remove lid and whisk frequently, every 3 to 4 minutes, to prevent grits from sticking or forming lumps; make sure to get into corners of pot when whisking. Cook for 10 to 12 minutes or until mixture is creamy.

Remove from the heat, add the pepper, garlic, and butter; whisk to combine. Add smoked salt, worcestershire, & aleppo to the eggs. Gradually stir in the eggs, until fully combined. Stir in the Asiago & 3oz mild cheese into the grits. Pour the mixture into the prepared casserole dish. Cover with the rest of the cheese and sprinkle paprika on top. Bake for 35 to 40 minutes or until set.

16 August 2007

OMFG

1984

15 August 2007

um, ok

Attention PETA:


Your letter of boycott... um, yeah. I am sure it's an odd attempt at educating children, but these people want to kill jews because of some silly religious edict from thousands of years ago! I think you'd have better luck pissing into the wind!

ugh, you are the dumb. Your religion of vegetarianism... I hope it makes you feel better about how horrible you feel to be part of the human race.

13 August 2007

Don't want the deer to see your Crispy guide book!





Wow... Yeah, I hate religion.

They seem to have missed a row for lazy ADD unacheivers!


I do like that most of my friends are near the bottom of the chart. 'cept I think some of the figures were skewed by categories that are too broad.



Thanks, Digg

12 August 2007

Jesus crispies... ARE SICK!

Texas pastor arrested for dragging girl at camp

What the hell do these people claim to interpret from Jesus Christ's teachings that include this kind of nonsensical BS? I know the reason they get into the whole church thing, there's better money there than oil & no taxes!

Tax the churches.
Disallow JC lobbyists.
Hell, disallow lobbyists period
Tell people to keep their religion and sexual practices/preferences at home.

09 August 2007

In other news...

people with low self-esteem are prone to not liking themselves...

Cosmetic Breast Surgeries Tied to Increased Suicide Risk


Who commissions these studies!?!?!?