31 October 2008
29 October 2008
He needs the following:
Uno. Gain 1.8% in Florida.
Duo. Gain 5.4% in Ohio.
Tree. Maintain his 3.9% lead in Georgia.
Fore. Gain 1.9% in North Carolina.
Roku. Gain 2.0% in Indiana.
eksi. Gain 1.7% in Missouri.
Seven. Gain 4.6% in Nevada.
Ocho. Edge a little bit ahead in Montana and North Dakota.
Nuen. Turn this around in Virginia by gaining 7.5%.
Dhas. Then either win Pennsylvania or one of the following three states (Colorado, Iowa, New Mexico).
Eleventeen. The head of Osama Bin Laden mounted to the bumper of the Straight Lie Express.
um, yeah. good luck, but then again you do have Diebold (ES&S) cheating for you.
28 October 2008
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Obama the Pastafarian!
16 October 2008
No Jar-Jar in this: More…
09 October 2008
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05 October 2008
That's a crazy number... OH, and you've been royally screwed. Good luck monkeys!
No more worries for the Wall St. firms
03 October 2008
This is how we are getting screwed:
SEC. 112. COORDINATION WITH FOREIGN AUTHORITIES AND CENTRAL BANKS.
The Secretary shall coordinate, as appropriate, with foreign financial authorities and central banks to work toward the establishment of similar programs by such authorities and central banks. To the extent that such foreign financial authorities or banks hold troubled assets as a result of extending financing to financial institutions that have failed or defaulted on such financing, such troubled assets qualify for purchase under section 101.
If you own crap debt and you're a foreign bank, no worries the USA Govt. will buy it from you! ARGH