25 September 2007

The difference between the right word and the nearly right word is the difference between lightning and lightning bug.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Just needed some Raoul Duke...

18 September 2007

Alright, ya pollywogs... 'Tis tha day fer Kin' Neptune ta make ya fear tha Sea!



15 September 2007

Damn... Too bad no one in the states will notice.

Rally champion Colin McRae dies with son in helicopter crash

13 September 2007


Who cares about the lame shit on my site?!?!?

From Google Analytics, some moran is trying to hack my site:

http://*:*@moms-ritzcracker.com 21 13.23%

What kind of loser do you need to be to hack a blog?!?!? ROFL

12 September 2007


Here's proof


Since we're talking about the Aluminum Falcon

iPhone is now AT&T-less

11 September 2007

What about the Y-wing brain?

Study finds left-wing brain, right-wing brain

Not being on either side of the aisle... where does that put me, with the liberals, since I think about issues?