Some reverend argues that Thomas Jefferson doesn't understand the Constitution. eh?

hey jackass, he wrote the damn thing!!

(the video might not work for you, try this)

See, he has been touched by his noodley appendage

Obama the Pastafarian!

Day of Silence

Just think if we didn't do this:

Obama wouldn't be running for president, nor would Tiger Woods be one of the best golfers ever. I think maybe it's time we not worry about people's sex lives.

And my son participates in this. He's more socially responsible than I was at 13. Last year, he told me his mother had yelled at him for not speaking. I wonder if the same thing will happen this year, or maybe she'll ASK him what he's doing.

New category because of this posting… and I really hate Christians. Nothing like their magical flying son.

With the decline in science education in this country:

Let the fall begin. I can't believe religious zealots can be this dumb... ok, no. I take that back, bearded guy in the sky with the magical resurrecting son.

Yeah, can't do it. Ramen

Reheated Ramen

FSM knit ornament?!?!



Don't have a clue about the pattern information, but... who thinks this crap up?

Ramen

Alright, ya pollywogs... 'Tis tha day fer Kin' Neptune ta make ya fear tha Sea!

Ramen