31 October 2008

This freaks me out! I hate needles!

29 October 2008

Knee high pantyhose + sugar + 13 year old boy = not what you think!

fixed that typo!

McCane's 10 changes needed to win.

He needs the following:
Uno. Gain 1.8% in Florida.
Duo. Gain 5.4% in Ohio.
Tree. Maintain his 3.9% lead in Georgia.
Fore. Gain 1.9% in North Carolina.
Roku. Gain 2.0% in Indiana.
eksi. Gain 1.7% in Missouri.
Seven. Gain 4.6% in Nevada.
Ocho. Edge a little bit ahead in Montana and North Dakota.
Nuen. Turn this around in Virginia by gaining 7.5%.
Dhas. Then either win Pennsylvania or one of the following three states (Colorado, Iowa, New Mexico).


Eleventeen. The head of Osama Bin Laden mounted to the bumper of the Straight Lie Express.

um, yeah. good luck, but then again you do have Diebold (ES&S) cheating for you.

Ok, I take it back… THIS is creepy!

28 October 2008


Yeah, just calibrate it… huh, it just voted for nader?!!?!?

23 October 2008

MWAHAHAHAHA, what an ass!

Who's the ass? oh…

22 October 2008

See, he has been touched by his noodley appendage


Obama the Pastafarian!

Why would you do this?

16 October 2008

Steampunk Star Wars

No Jar-Jar in this: More…

09 October 2008

Good bye US auto industry, can we have that $25 Billion we gave you?

08 October 2008

Yes, he is this dumb!

05 October 2008


That's a crazy number... OH, and you've been royally screwed. Good luck monkeys!

Watch this

We have been robbed. Thanks Congress!

No more worries for the Wall St. firms

03 October 2008

The 21st Century rip off

This is how we are getting screwed:


The Secretary shall coordinate, as appropriate, with foreign financial authorities and central banks to work toward the establishment of similar programs by such authorities and central banks. To the extent that such foreign financial authorities or banks hold troubled assets as a result of extending financing to financial institutions that have failed or defaulted on such financing, such troubled assets qualify for purchase under section 101.

If you own crap debt and you're a foreign bank, no worries the USA Govt. will buy it from you! ARGH