"I, {insert name here}, do solemnly swear, (or affirm), that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God." (Note that the last sentence is not required to be said if the speaker has a personal or moral objection)
Can we Americans grow a pair and throw all of the asshats out of Washington?!?!
On an unrelated note: you are a callow, nugatory, ignominious, schlemiel; who will undoubtedly need to look up most of the adjectives & noun used here.
(be careful, this may or may not apply to you!) facta, non verba