29 October 2008

McCane's 10 changes needed to win.

He needs the following:
Uno. Gain 1.8% in Florida.
Duo. Gain 5.4% in Ohio.
Tree. Maintain his 3.9% lead in Georgia.
Fore. Gain 1.9% in North Carolina.
Roku. Gain 2.0% in Indiana.
eksi. Gain 1.7% in Missouri.
Seven. Gain 4.6% in Nevada.
Ocho. Edge a little bit ahead in Montana and North Dakota.
Nuen. Turn this around in Virginia by gaining 7.5%.
Dhas. Then either win Pennsylvania or one of the following three states (Colorado, Iowa, New Mexico).

Bonus:

Eleventeen. The head of Osama Bin Laden mounted to the bumper of the Straight Lie Express.

um, yeah. good luck, but then again you do have Diebold (ES&S) cheating for you.

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