########,
The current documentation system is dysfunctional; the system does not contain major categories that should be included. Therefore, resolving system issues has relied upon institutional knowledge for far too long. Recording the environment, tasks, and procedures for reference provides more efficient time use, staff member cross-operational coverage and complies with some of our ISO-9002 requirements.
The fact that the ###### group currently runs under preposterous conditions is possibly attributable to previous contracts. However, following current perceived convention as comfortable; yet if that activity is erroneous, our responsibility is to correct it.
##### has directed me, to accomplish this task as an important component of the overall infrastructure plan. ####### will not continue to function in this manner, nor can we proceed with an efficient Windows systems migration without a comprehensive documentation set.
Although in the past the functions between ######## and ###### have been interdependent, we will be moving forward in a partitioned province. This creates accountability for both groups, prepares the teams for the new ##### functional environment, and the eventual dissolution of the ####### group's current role. I expect the ###### team is working on a similar documentation set, if so directed.
To accomplish this subsection of the infrastructure plan, we will begin to build a new, cohesive, and comprehensive documentation system. We will tackle issues that may arise during the course of the project. There will be no delays based on suppositional postulations.
Please move forward with the data collect as requested.
04 December 2008
Do you think I am being clear enough?
Labels: office space, RANT
Posted by wb at 06:15
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Dear Fucktards,
The current documentation system is dysfunctional; the system does not contain major categories that should be included. Therefore, resolving system issues has relied upon institutional knowledge for far too long. Recording the environment, tasks, and procedures for reference provides more efficient time use, staff member cross-operational coverage and complies with some of our ISO-9002 requirements.
The fact that the fucking group currently runs under preposterous conditions is possibly attributable to previous contracts. However, following current perceived convention as comfortable; yet if that activity is erroneous, our responsibility is to correct it.
Asshat has directed me, to accomplish this task as an important component of the overall infrastructure plan. You dumbasses will not continue to function in this manner, nor can we proceed with an efficient Windows systems migration without a comprehensive documentation set.
Although in the past the functions between your ass and my cock have been interdependent, we will be moving forward in a partitioned province. This creates accountability for both groups, prepares the teams for the new dys functional environment, and the eventual dissolution of the fucking group’s current role. I expect the other fucking team is working on a similar documentation set, if so directed.
To accomplish this subsection of the infrastructure plan, we will begin to build a new, cohesive, and comprehensive documentation system. We will tackle issues that may arise during the course of the project. There will be no delays based on suppositional postulations.
Please move forward with the data collect as requested.
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Fixed that for you.
/yay, madlibs!
I so wanted to be in your face about it. I really did. But, a shitty economy makes people do things they normally don't…
Thank Dubya and his rich cronies for fucking you over so you now must remain part of the corporate Borg and assimilate, doing what you have to do to get by in order to eat and pay rent.....ain't it fun to be a corporate slave working for the government contract fuckheads who just want to keep doing things "the way we always have".
Nicely written though.
Do you really hate kittens?
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